Captain Lisa Simpson’s log. June 16. 2406 I woke up the next morning with an extreme back-pain. I had been sleeping bound and gagged on what seemed to be a cement floor. The next thing I heard was a door opening and footsteps coming towards me. Then I heard a lasers-word being drawn from its holder. “MMMMFFGHFFHH!!” I screamed, as I didn’t now what Jessica was about to do with me. But two gently placed cuts later I was free from my binds, blindfold and gag. I stood up and tried to getting used to the light. After I while I could see Jessica standing in front of me. “Welcome to my lair!” She said smiling at me. “Where are we?” I asked my kidnapper. “Oh, you don’t have to now the exact location. But if you want to look out the window, just feel free.” I walked towards the window in the room I was. I looked out and I only saw space. We where at an abandoned star-base located on a meteor. “Why am I here?” I asked. “Well you see…” Jessica said picking up a large trunk. “…I have two hobbies in life. Tying up girls. And being tied up myself. It’s just that I had been to almost every corner in the Universe, but I can’t find anyone good enough to tie me up. Then I found you. A highly trained star-fleet captain, you got to be a good opponent.” She opened the trunk and it was full of duct-tape in the colors of the rainbow, handcuffs from around the Universe and dozens of gags. “Please tie me up.” She said and sat on the floor ready with her hands behind her back. I didn’t now what to say but if she wanted to be tied up then so be it. I picked up a pair of handcuffs and strapped them on Jessica’s wrist binding them together. The handcuffs where big so Jessica’s whole hand was covered with them making it impossible for her to move her fingers. I than took out the green duct-tape I had been bound with and mummified her from neck to toe. “Don’t forget the gag.” Jessica said in a soft voice looking into my eyes. I walked to the trunk and picked up a ballgag. The only strange about it was that it wasn’t a ball on it. It was a big silver-cube. I had heard about that kind of gag. It was a Nothelingan ballgag. A very rare kind of gag that makes almost no sound slip through the mouth of its holder. I took it and buckled it in place in Jessica’s mouth. I heard a soft “mmfh” as I buckled it in place. I then picked up a big chain and tied her in a tight hog-tie. I then finished it of by tying a big black scarf over her eyes, blindfolding her. “Looks like you are the prisoner now huh?” I said and looked at my prisoner. But then I remembered what I was doing there. I had been kidnapped but had gotten free and tied up my kidnapper. “ I’m out of here” I said and walked towards the spaceship-dock. But then a big boom was heard and the next thing I knew, three big aliens was standing in front of me. “Hands up!” One of the aliens screamed aiming a laser gun at me. “ Hey look what we got here.” The biggest alien (that seemed to be their leader) said. He walked up to Jessica and looked at her bonds. “Looks like we had had some help in the job.” Another alien said smiling at me. “Tie up this one to!” The big alien said to the others. “ Ay Ay, Captain!” the others responded and walked up to me. “Oh no! Space-pirates!” I thought. They took a red duct-tape roll and started wrapping me up. They wrapped my wrists, my upper-body, my lower-body, my thighs and my ankles. After that they took a big thick rope and tied me into a hog-tie. And finally they gave me a Nothelingan ballgag. “Aren’t you cute” One of the aliens said to me making me blush. They started searching the base for values and weapons. But after twenty minutes I heard a loud “Bip! Bip!” and saw a red light blinking under a big screen. “mmmmfffh!” I tried to scream for my captors. One of theme came in and saw the blinking light. “Captain!” He screamed. The two other aliens came into the room. The captain walked forward and pressed the blinking button. The screen was turned on and I saw a familiar face. It was Allison. “Listen Jessica. Let Lisa go we will blast the star-base into smithereens. “Who’s Jessica?” The captain asked. Jessica started to “mmmmpphhfh” through her gag. “Your Jessica? Then you must be Lisa?” The captain asked me. “mmmfghfh” I nodded. “Who are you?” Allison asked. “ My name is Captain Merlys Darkus. And we have the girls. If you want to see theme alive don’t follow us.” Merlys said and turned of the screen. “We have to get going, chloroform them and carry theme to the ship.” One of the aliens picked up a spray-can from his pocket. He held the can towards Jessica and me and sprayed a green smoke at our faces. I tried to keep awake, but I fainted.